i dunno man

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack

(lol here!)

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

(via pizza)

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

(via rneerkat)

rabioheab:

i wonder if anyone on this website has ever seen the movie “mean girls”

(via jesussbabymomma)

galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via allied-mastercomputer)

Question: What would happen if Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch fell in love with the same girl?

Answer: The girl would stay single because these two would drown in reasons why the other deserves her more, "Sorry", "Bless you" and Shakespeare quotes.

biancamanohyesindeed:

It appears that Drake is winning.

biancamanohyesindeed:

It appears that Drake is winning.

(Source: jusitins, via hollaa-att-mee-bitchh)

svveden:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(via jesuschristvevo)

lucifer-the-morning-star:

theunbecomingofashadowhunter:

bassmastiff:

amanda-the-human:

can-town-mayor:

radstunts:

THIS

TOOK ME OFF GUARD
OMG

I’M CRYING

IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY FUCK

NO SLEEPING TONIGHT

NOPE

Instead of Fear I experienced unadulterated joy and jubilation and laughter.

Me and my brother are kneeled over laughing

OMFG THIS ALMOST MADE ME CRY

(via pizza)